Here is my Black Friday experience 3 words at a time (because I'm feeling crazy).
Waited at Fry's Camped since 10 6 of us Fun at first Played much Taboo Gerry brought brownies
At 2 AM Line suddenly shifts Everyone ran forward I asked around Nobody knew why
Decided to cut Found good spot All seemed fine Until pushing started "Don't push, guys!"
Around 3 AM Crowd got rowdier Pushing from behind Everyone struggling constantly Girl was hyperventilating Another was crying "Stop pushing, guys!"
Near 5 AM Fry's just opened "Stop fucking pushing!!!" Lost my balance I finally fell People didn't notice Stepped on ankles Got helped up Thought to myself "Not worth it..."
Got into store Lines inside even Grabbed computer parts Friends helped me Too much stuff Needed shopping cart Bought someone else's For $20 only What a deal!
Got everything in Time to pay "What the fuck?" Checkout line long Waited in line An hour later We reach cashiers
All paid for Leaving store now So bright outside It's morning now People still waiting!
Loaded up trunk Time to leave! "What the fuck?" Car line long Waited in line 30 minutes later Left nightmares behind
Exhausted, sweaty, hungry Drove to Subway We ate fresh Went back home Unloaded our things Ordeal was over
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, and room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen."
You know, once I filtered my friends page so that I could actually read posts you guys were making, I realized that I've fallen really out of the loop with you guys. I wish I had all your phone numbers so I can call you guys can spend hours catching up, but an updated address book and free time are 2 things I don't have right now. Still, I'm going to try to track you all down for lunch and/or casual sex.
Be afraid because let me tell you something - Having lunch with me can get pretty nasty.
Anyways, I think I might start blogging again soon. Yeah, to some that's even scarier than meeting me in real life. Nothing is as scary as seeing me naked though, so chill out.
I don't know what's wrong with me but I just can't stop thinking about this guy I met in class.
His name is Jason Chen, he's in my business law class and I get to see him every Tuesday and Thursday. I always sit right next to him so I can smell him a bit.
I wonder what he's doing right now.. hmmm
Good thing Kityan doesn't read my LJ or else she'll kill me.
Maybe it's a talent all parents have - this awesome ability to suck all joy from their childrens' lives. Maybe you know what I'm talking about. Perhaps you'll be chilling, enjoying doing nothing at all and suddenly one of your parents will say something fairly harmless but it just pisses you off to no end. For example, not too long ago:
"Oh hey mom."
"Hey Henry, feeling better?"
"Eh still sick but it's okay."
"Oh okay. Hey did you..." (me internally: FUCK!) "... [do some random shit] yet?"
"Oh uh yeah..."
Hey I have some letters for you that you need to look at."
"Oh thanks when were thes... wait these have all been opened already."
"Yeah I looked through them..." (me internally: FUCK!) "... already and I thought you should get a look too."
"Hmm let me see..."
"Hmm you don't look happy, did something happen today?"
"..."
Parents don't mean to do this to their kids. It just kinda happens that way, I think. Oh well, yadda yadda spilt milk right? In about a week I'll be back at SC. I know a lot of you are dreading school starting again but I personally can't wait.
I'm back from Asia (haha)! It's been a fun 1.25 months overseas and though I've brought back mostly material things, the most important keepsakes are my experiences and friendships.
-y I know.
I'm serious though. Without the people I've met the trip would've been another boring romp around a foreign country, visiting tourist traps and whatnot. I'm going to miss Taiwan though, everything is so cheap and you STILL get to bargain the price. As a side note, it was really weird for me using green money again in the states. I'm used to the assortment of rainbow colors on Taiwanese bills that now American dollars are just plain in comparison.
Oh well. I wish I had taken more pictures and relied less on other people's cameras... especially since one my friends lost his camera the night before he was leaving. Oh well, I guess what I have shall suffice. I can always leech off other people and I suspect many facebook albums to be popping up very suddenly these next few days.
Now I gotta deal with jetlag =\
-Henry
oh yeah. Here's our group chant:
*ahem*
3, 6, 9 Red's so fine Let us sock it- sock it to you one more time Group 4 - Group 4 - Group 4, Group 4, Group 4
From the U.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. to Taiwan! (to Taiwan!) We better than Mao ZeDong! We more like Donkey Kong!
Aw I said stop! ...then wiggle with it. Stop! ...Then wiggle with it! STOP!! ...THEN WIGGLE WITH IT! STOP!!!
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-y I know.